okay, wow.

just pass the chips.

this was in my town *facepalm*

this was in my town *facepalm*

theshitneyspears:

Coachella 2014.

theshitneyspears:

Coachella 2014.

preachpoptarts:

Tried to be martha stewart but it failed so i ate the uncooked part of the cake with a spoon and put it back in the oven.

Oh yeah and thats icing on the right.

Jergens  (jerkens)

Its probably filled with jizz

Dick so good it healed me

Jergens (jerkens)

Its probably filled with jizz

Dick so good it healed me

diamondsanddelrey:

Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via whatsthepoin1)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via orgasm)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via shouldnt)